Jokes

Mr. Samy-vellu went for the recent United Nations' Meeting. He
represented the Malaysian Prime Minister. All nations were
discussing about space exploration by the year 2003. Here are
some of the conversations:

China Delegate : 'By 2003, China will start their moon
exploration project.'

Russian Delegate : 'We too, we are going to explore the moon.
This time we will see to it that our cosmonauts will step on
the moon.'

George Bush : 'We the United States will also explore the moon for
the second time.'

Malaysian Delegate: 'By 2003, Malaysia will explore the sun.'

There was a long silence. Bush stood up and asked the Malaysian
Delegate: 'Isn't it too hot to explore the sun?'

Samy Vellu (after a long silence): 'We will do it in the evening.'