Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo momma is so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.

  Yo momma is so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo momma is so old her memory is black and white.

Yo momma is so fat, she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up.

Yo momma is so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.

Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo momma is so fat, when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.