Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.