Yo mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas and it is still printing.

Yo mana so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

Yo mana's so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled "Taxi"

Yo Mama's so stupid she stole a free sample.

Yo Mama's so stupid that when she saw a "Wet Floor" sign she did.

Yo Mama's so stupid she can't read an audio book.

Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Thailand was a men's clothing store.

Your mom's so fat, she has to buy two airplane tickets.

Your mothers so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

Your mothers so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.

Your mothers so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.

Your mothers so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said "To be continued"

Yo mama so fat, she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Yo mama so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.