Little  Johnny's at it again...... A  new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology  courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who  thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds,  Little Johnny stood up.. The teacher said, 'Do you think  you're stupid, Little Johnny?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to  see you standing there all by  yourself!'


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Little Johnny  watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream  on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To  make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began  removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter?'  asked Little Johnny. 'Giving up?'


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Little Johnny's  kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local  police station where they saw pictures tacked to a  bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of  the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it  really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the  policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture  him. Little Johnny asked, " Why didn't you keep him when  you took his picture ? "

HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?

You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this!  It is from an orthopedic surgeon..... ....... This will confuse your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see it if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't.  It is pre-programmed in your brain!

1. While sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.

I told you so! And there's nothing you can do about it! You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so.